"When We Die We Go To Chocolate"I believe that when we die we go to chocolate.
Depictions of heaven with the clouds and angels, Actually melt in my milkshake fountains. If i could eat one thing With no future implications That one thing would be ‘bad’. I’m surrounded by snacks, Suffocating in succulent sweets, Treats, Taunting my daunting weaknesses, I think this is, A ploy, A plot, A scheme coming straight from the Tooth Fairy who might be low on inventory, Oh the glory Of unwrapping Those delectable delights, Sprite size bites that invite so politely I think every day that I might be Caving in, Tapping the mat, Saying “uncle” to chocolate sin, I’m only in the freakin’ office and I CAN’T WIN… There’s bagels and butter and cinnamon pound cake, My bones shake And I refuse to partake, But the essence emanates, And penetrates, It’s a sensory earthquake That’s worth taking everything And sinking My teeth Into heaven… Chips and dip, Popcorn salty lips, Cereal, Granola bars, Truffles and cookies, I book the, Other way But “Hey, diet – Looky, looky” I’m playing hookie… making nookie To the bowls of kisses That give Starburst flavored hugs, Pastries and wrapped Doves, I love Pretzels, muffins, handfuls of trail mix Now I need Red Bull to stay up and finish it! So why is it? That when I Google ‘office snacks’ The first page of results relate to the word “healthy”? Please help me Understand, Because I’m on an island, Stranded in no-mans-land, With a self-serving demand, A personal reprimand, To put food in my mouth when I’m hungry But be Eating something I can stand! What the heck is healthy? Everything branded that way is kind of stealthy! Labels are deceptive So the population is receptive, Not quite perceptive, And I’m standing out here like a lone dog skeptic With a hectic Craving That can’t be kept in. But fuck that shit Because I’m a fighter, The sole decider Of whether or not to bite a, Piece of the pie that I can swallow, Or just wait for lunch It’s only an intangible that’s packing that punch, So I’ll crunch some data and hit the alphas and betas There’s a way ta Avoid everything that’s in my face, It’s will power, Conscious over matter, That keeps my head held high And my persona embraced… But when I die, I will go to chocolate. |
Sometimes it feels like everywhere I turn in life I'm surrounded with bad-for-you foods. When it comes to the office, all that's around is pretzels, chips, burritos, candy, chocolate, etc. etc...
How does one try to stay healthy in a world full of fat and sugar??? ARGHHHHH!!! Hmmm...sounds like a good topic for my next slam poem :) So yea, this is a totally not serious poor-attempt-at-being-funny-or-silly poem. If it sucks, it sucks. It's OK. |
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